Elegant Inebriation

June!

June is here which reminds me of home and the gardens my parents keep all over our yard. I am dreaming of vibrant green lawns covered in little bluets, vines overflowing with radiant rosebuds, and the steady hum in and around the bee balm and butterfly bushes.

After getting some berries from the market this morning, I remembered how wonderful breakfast was to make and eat in that lawn. I envisioned making delicious food with my friends, laying out some blankets, and arranging a few bottles of bright orange Brass Monkeys.

To ease the pain I felt from being stuck in Brooklyn, I made it anyway.

Brass Monkey Morning

The first recipe you need is for the Brass Monkey so you can get it started while you prepare the other things.

Brass Monkey

1 Forty Ounce Malt Liquor of your choice (bottled)

1 Quart of orange juice

Drink forty down to the top of the label. Slowly pour orange juice into bottle until it is filled up again. Be careful! It may bubble up a bit. Then continue drinking normally. As you can see I was not ready to get wasted too early, so I went with a smaller portion.

DON’T DRINK TOO FAST OR YOU WILL MESS THIS UP:

SHORTCAKE

The recipe I use for sweet biscuits is nice and simple, but they always come out just right.

Sweet Biscuits

2 Cups AP Flour

3 Tbsp. Sugar

3 tsp. Baking Powder

1/4 tsp. Salt

6 Tbsp. cold butter

1 Jumbo Egg

1/2 cup heavy cream

Zest of half an orange (I usually use lemon, but the orange went so well with the Brass Monkey)

Demura sugar for sprinkling

Pre-heat oven to 425 degrees.

Mix the flour, sugar, salt, zest, and baking powder in a medium-sized bowl. Use a box cheese grater, my favorite trick, and grate the cold butter into the dry ingredients and toss around until the butter is coated in the flour mixture. In a separate bowl whisk together the egg and milk, then add to the dry mix. Form a workable dough, feel free to add more flour if too sticky! Turn out onto a floured surface, roll out so the dough is about an inch and a half thick. Cut into any shape you like, I made 6 triangles. Sprinkle with Demura sugar and bake for 10 minutes until golden.

Berries

Combine any type that look good to you that day, mix in medium size bowl and add 2 or 3 spoonfuls of sugar to release some of the liquids. Set aside until ready to assemble.

Whipped Cream

1 Pint heavy cream

3 Tbsp. Sugar

1 Tbsp. Vanilla extract

Using a hand mixer, mix the ingredients on high until stiff peaks form.

Now layer as you wish! Depending on how much Brass Monkey was consumed, you may begin thinking of yourself as a wonderfully creative architect. Just remember to eat it afterwards.

Enjoy!

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